Artifice Deputy Editor Ian M McCarty consumes an entire pumpkin pie for MADNESS MUCH tour backer Lawrence Lin in under 60 minutes.
NOTE 1: The Artifice editors are busy folk, so Ian multitasked while performing this pie eating and, therefore, occasionally exits frame. These periods of dead air have been edited out for your convenience. But we would not deceive you, dear internet, and assure you Ian ate the entire pie in the time displayed on screen.
NOTE 2: The third (and final) pumpkin pie, which we bought from the grocery store, had a significant mold problem and thus, the third Pumpkin Pie Challenge video has been delayed. But do not fear! There will be a third pumpkin pie!